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  I would orally gratify every last one of those guys! I can satisfy *you* too...call me at +1(225)888-9054 anytime. -Chris

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  Somebody call Chris!

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  Every time somebody calls him, Chris gets sexually aroused.

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  Shouldn't they be losing their money playing Pai Gow or something?

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  Bomb 'em back into the Stone Age!

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  Dorks.

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  joto

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  They're not slurping down bowls ramen?

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  Why aren't they dancing Gangnam style? Don't ALL Asian do it?

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  'Repent, Harlequin!' said the Ticktockman.

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  Thank God they're not driving!

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  Zoinks!

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  Chris???

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  I'm going to drink your milk shake!