This is the improper procedure to cook rice.

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  This is the improper procedure to cook rice.

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  They're all swimming in a pool of their own semen.

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  No girls...must be a sausage-fest.

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  They have their t-shirts on because they didn't want to get wet.

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  Solve If You Aren't A Zombie.

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  At least they're not driving!

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  Are they playing "Malco Poro"?

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  Pro-tip on how to secretly pee in the pool.

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  All hat, no cattle.

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  It's the only way you can trick these heathens into taking a bath.

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  Circle-jerk: You're doing it wrong.

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  Why do they have t-shirts on... ._.