Lucky bastard , he can suck his own cock anytime , anyplace!

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  Lucky bastard , he can suck his own cock anytime , anyplace!

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  He doesn't mind if he only gets to finger her...

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  SALAMI IS CALLING HE HAS A TINY DÖDEL!

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  PENORRR!!! DUCKFACEEEE!!!!! BOBBIIIIEEESSSS!!! Well played shitbrix , well played!!!

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  With thy hottie doing a duckface leaning on me , my pointing finger would look like a cock too!!!

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  That urban legend , that fingers shape and sizes predicts the penis... there you go! :D

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  LOL , you can see that from the thumbnail at the main page!

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  that guy is missing a finger

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  Why the FUCK is the mindfuck stated in the title???

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  everyone loves oddly placed thumbs

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  Let's give this guy a THUMBS UP!!!

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  Yo dawg , i heard you like faping , so i put a penis on your hand so you can dick while you masturbate!!! Ummm , close enouh!

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  "He's like the alien on scary movie.. HIS FINGER IS A PENIS" Wow , you are a genius , how did you notice?!?!?!

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  With tits like that just inches from my face, i'd be horny as fuck!!! ;)

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  Skyrim Is Best!!!

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  Edward Penishands

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  Behold my "thumb turns to penis when captured by camera with a girl in a car with a ugly bald guy(which is me)" Technique

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  hey thats mine

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  his eyes..

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  Bewbiessss

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  Dedo Um Penis Nao Consegue fazer uma volta assim e mesmo ke seja grande

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  Is that TOM ARNOLD !?

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  WTF put your pointer penis away!!!

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  You guys are idiots, he is gay because he is wearing a green wristband.

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  the man is missing a finger

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  oh yeah...im cool...driving with my dick. IM DA MAN!

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  I can drive with my dick too!

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  Hence the "duck face" pose from the girl. Nasty broad.

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  It's nothing 2 do with what any of u said. There's part of a guys head, behind the first guys head.

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  the next person who makes a missing finger joke will soon have no fingers at alll ... literally

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  Thats not a finger. . .

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  is he even driving?

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  first highway blow job, lets take a picture!!!

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  Wow, I hope he didn't suck on his fingers when he was small!

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  her chin bigger then her 4 head?

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  So we're not staring at the floating sunglasses....

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  there's a black guy hiding in the headrest

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  is^

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  Wittle peepee

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  just a bent index on a steering wheel - i think that's the only reason why she is with him

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  EDWARD PENISHANDS!!!