This made me erect.

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  This made me erect.

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  'Was the runner badly injured?' 'No, he just got a little prick.'

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  Can I get a tabloid newspaper, too?

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  I just rubbed one out in a bowl of Golden Nuggets.

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  I just lost my hard-on.

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  I also want a cactus now.

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  I want a donkey, as well.

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  I like showing my Golden Nuggets to the public!

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  The hol villa is missing a cactus.

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  I like showing Mister Happy to the public!

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  I want a pineapple now.

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  Can I throw up on your hard-on?

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  I just threw up in my mouth a little.