The girl on the right looks NOTHING like Jalen Rose.

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  The girl on the right looks NOTHING like Jalen Rose.

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  Plenty of sports memorabilia, but no sports on the telly.

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  Subtle hint: Try covering your left eye and tilt your head slightly to the right.

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  This bereft of any humorous imagery.

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  The good-looking one has semen on her breath.

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  Are they going to eat sweatbreads?

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  They're obviously in Chicago because of the Cubs & Bulls jerseys...so why is there a Green Bay Packers logo?

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  Are they going to order something or are they just going take selfies all day?

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  Wrong! Try looking closely at the TV screen behind them.

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  Three ugly bitches. So what?

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  They're in a bar even though they're underage.

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  They're in Chicago and there's only one black guy.

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  As usual, the most interesting thing going on at the bar is what's on the television.