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  Slowly.... and carefully.... Hand me my crowbar....

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  Head crab, apply directly to the fore head

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  Quote: "Slowly.... and carefully.... Hand me my crowbar.... "
  
  You my friend, made me lol the most

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  LAMARR, i missed you lamarr. how've you been OH SHI- IT'S NOT LAMARR!!!! GET THE CROWBAR

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  what the fuck are you guys talking about!? what the fucking fuck!? head crab?! lamarr?! crowbar?!! jesus fucking christ you guys.

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  where is the facking headcrap people have been talking about!? iv been staring at this for 5 mins now and i see no fickung crab!

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  RONALDO!

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  OMFG GET THE GRAVITY GUN AND CROWBAR

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  its the large hadron collider

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  Slowly.... and carefully.... Hand me a Gordon Frohman....

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  Kill it before it lays eggs.

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  haha its funny cos its CERN as welll, stuff that can leak things from different universes in, HEADCRAB!

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  You want a crowbar?!?! You want to smash the LHC?!?!

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  The crab thing is on the bottom right on the green floor. Lol.

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  look its stargat- HOLYSHIT A HEADCRAB

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  I was thinking half-life when I looked at this picture, haha.

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  the headcrab is the thing with the 4 legs at tyhe bottom left

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  HEAD CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!

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  everybody put on a fking helmet!!!!

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  Weee headcrab CALL FREEMAN NOW!! :D

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  Wooh! LAMAR!

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  The Machine has CRABS, i think it better get checked out b fore it spreads " P

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  Fucking headcrab.

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  O HAI LAMMAR

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  It kinda looks like a dead cat on the yellow platform that is connected to the stairs that are weird.

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  Ninja's everywhere!

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  its missing a finger

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  i dont get it

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  ITS A HEADCRAB FROM HALF LIFE----GET A LIFE AND A CROWBAR

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  I feel like a dumbass, I don't see the thing!!!! :|

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  Dr. Freeman, you will have to watch out for----oh god-wat the---Freeman catch the god damn crowbar!!!!

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  LOL headcrab bottom right hand corner on the yellow walkway, and btw this is a pec of the large hedron collider

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  Mr. Freeman, I am afraid we have crabs. You have a Ph D. in Theoretical physics, so do think you can get them off me? Oh, and should my girlfriend get checked too?

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  IT IS A HEADCRAB (ROFLMAO) :D

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  Ooooh, I see it, it's one of those head crab thingies from halflife. Those things are obnoxious as fuck.

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  chernobyl crab

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  I really don't see it D:

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  wth is headcrab?!

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  what? its just equipm- OH SHIT! GET IN THE CROWBAR!!

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  Hi shopped head crab

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  A half-life monster!!! give me the crowbar!!

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  lol headcrab from the hadron collider ITS THE PORTAL STORMS! SHIT RUN!

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  HEADCRAB!!!! THIS PICTURE IS ONLY FOR HALF-LIFE LOVERS! LOL

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  there's a creature from half life there!

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  half-life kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  WE NEED DR. HOUSE's CANE

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  i dont see annything i ju- YABBA MY ICING

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  HEADCRAB!!!!

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  Gumby, bottom middle...geesh!

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  HEADCRRRRRAAAAABBBB

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  Crowbar?PLEASE!Shotgun for the win!

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  headcrab!!!!

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  Gordon! save us from that HEADCRAB!!

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  If you were playing Half Life and you hadn't spotted the Head Crab it would of raped you aeons ago. The Head Crab is at the bottom above the letter C!

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  i dont get this "hand me my crowbar"

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  PEDOBEAR IS MISSING A FINGER

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  lamarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahah

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  HEADCRABS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  is it a stargate?

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  its the large hadron collider? said to end the world with a blackhole? O:

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  Lol, photoshopped headcrab.

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  i dont get it.

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  Ahhh hl1 so many memories

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  we got crabs.

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  What kind of hospi-- I mean... invention is this? === HL2: EP1

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  the large hedron collider has headcrabs!

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  Headcrab is right above the "C" for those [rude] people that don't see it.

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  i dont see it >_

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  dw guys its just a mach- HOLY SHIT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

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  So that's where Lamar got to. Someone call Dr. Kliener

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  I see darth vader on the wall. and my captcha was More Coffee.

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  AHH its polluting our country?

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  o my god pa get the shot gun

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  it's above the c

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  I've looked at this for AGES. I don't see any crab. D:

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  HALFLIFE.crowbar please!:))

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  call mr. freeman

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  its the hadron collider with a headcrab

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  its nothing...

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  i dont see anything at all ! :[[[[

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  There is a headcrab that escaped and is at the hadron collider. Lower right of the picture by the railing and steps there is a head crab from Half Life

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  i dont see it -.-

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  Ok for those of you who don't know what a head crab is, Google image it and then look directly above the "C"

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  I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND D:

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  OH MY GOD. It's a black hole machine!!! We're all gonna die!!!!

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  a headcrab is from the game half life you dummbasses

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  WHERE THE FUCK IS GORDON?!

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  There is an empty outfit at the top of the wheel thing.

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  is ther a penis somewhere?

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  HEy its those half-life zombie heads bitches!!! HAND ME THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOWBAR

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  doesn't anybody see it???? there is a horse/elephant thing directily above the C!!!

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  there is a frog or crab on the floor bt the stairs u all r dumb vaholes

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  A fucking geek made this mind fuck

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  OMFG! I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!

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  the little arch is a rainbow

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  Woah! HEAD CRAB!!!!

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  what the fuck are you guys talking about!? what the fucking fuck!? head crab?! lamarr?! crowbar?!! jesus fucking christ you guys.

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  Quote - "Mr. Freeman, I am afraid we have crabs. You have a Ph D. in Theoretical physics, so do think you can get them off me? Oh, and should my girlfriend get checked too?" You, my friend, are the very essence of WIN.

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  Look right above the 'C' in Mindf*ck. It's a shadow or something.

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  Ahhh hl1 so many memories

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  HALFLIFE.crowbar please!:))

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  I dont get it either^^though the lamarr one still kinda funny^^

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  do have crabs?

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  I don't see anythi- OMG KILL IT KILL GET ME A HORSE PRONTO!

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  well obama...a bolt is loose so we cant bomb asian untill we find it..

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  WATCH OUT FOR THE HEAD HUMPER'S GORDON!!!!! NO!#!@ D:{ FUCK YOU!!!!1

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  HL2 IS IN IRL IS THIS A SIGN OF GOD SAYING HL3 IS NEAR OUR DICK AND ITS ALREADY HANDJOBBING IT? (Why did you vote this comment >.

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  GET A CROWBAR!!!!!

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  You guys are n00bs. Half-Life.

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  the machine is the super collider

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  THIS ONLY MEANS EP 3

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  Here comes black mesa incident.

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  Half Life

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  we don't know how much longer the system can keep this up!

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  dude it a bridge...and a headcrab

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  HEADCRAB FROM HALFLIFE ONLY VALVE GEEKS AND NERDS CAN KNOW WHAT THIS IS =D AND IM A NERD

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  CLANG CLANG.... OMG MINI BIG BANG.............

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  GORDAN FREEMAN!

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  MONSTRE HALF-LIFE !

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  wtf are u guys talki.....O_O oh fuck

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  Gumby, bottom middle...GEESH!

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  Hey you come here. I need a diversion, and your it. Why me? Because, I has a crowbar in my locker.

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  whats a headcrab?

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  Oh a expensive science machine capable of ..Don't Move and hand me that crowbar.

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  Someone will pay copyrights for using headcrabs outside HL2...

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  THE FUCK?

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  WTF! whats a head cram ... OMFG! A HEAD CRAB!!!!!!

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  I see a ferris wheel or something and a - WHAT THE MOTHER OF DEAR LORD IS THAT?! KILL IT KILL IT!

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  is it supposed to be a headcrab or what... o.O??

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  THESE AREN'T SCARY! They are stupid and uninteresting.

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  hahaha just like in half life....... now who want to become a head crab zombie?!? OMG!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  for people who cant see it, the long green support beam up the top of the picture, follow that untill you get to the part where another green support comes out of the first then look down, theres a long metal pole, look a little left to the bottom of that.

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  tht headcrab is a spy

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  WHAT HEADCRAB, HOLY SHIT wtf??!!!! where the hell is the...HEADCRAB AHHHHH!!!!!

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  HAHAHAHAHA Black Mesa: Swiss Edition :D
  This is the LHD(Large Hadron Colider in Geneve)

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  look its a ferris wheel and theirs a crab waiting in line

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  bottom right, green platform, headcrab i think?! whatever the hell a head crab is LOOOL google the headcrab, you'll see a picture of a headcrab LOL

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  lol guys the headcrap is on the little platform near the bottom right of the screem

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  OH YEAH FREAKING HEADHUMPERS!

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  Its a rainbow (R)

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  Darth Vader

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  that was the most dumbest thing ever..u ppl do infact lick balls

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  where's Freeman when u need him

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  hey its the fucking hadron collider

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  Headcrab! Apply directly to the forehead!
  aw shit.
  someone beat me to it.

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  The mind fuck is that they're using that machine to create an atom that sparked the big bang, aka "The God Atom" Total mind fuck there putting that shit together.

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  It's the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) in Switzerland. (Now there's a VERY large conspiracy for you).

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  Hurry get a saw blade!!!!!!!!!!

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  i believe the term is facehugger... and it looks just like me...

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  an ape on top to the white wall

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  ima zombeeeeee.....add directly too forehead

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  is that a shadow of a horse on the back wall above the machines?

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  i dont ger it

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  The particle colider has been over run with head crabs.. lol it didnt break down. i dont know what those scientist were complaining about

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  This is the Large Hadron Collider. The scientists that run it are trying to recreate a smaller version of the "big bang atmosphere". Also, one of their names is Gordon Freeman, and he looks just like the guy from the video game. Also, what in the name of Ricky Bobby 8 pounds six ounces baby Jesus is a headcrab? I haven't played the game, I also forget its name.

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  screw the crowbar where the fuck is my gravity gun and shotgun.... alex grab your fucking gun and get in the car

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  If you were playing Half Life and you hadn't spotted the Head Crab it would of raped you aeons ago. The Head Crab is at the bottom above the letter C!

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  you guys are stupid the crab is missing a finger and a leg with a piece of poo on his head im a firin ma lazer

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  Lamarr?. There u are... w8 ur not Lamarr... OH GOD

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  WILSON!!! NO!!!

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  rise an shine, mr.freeman

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  No! Lamar! NOOO!

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  for ppl that dont see it look above C

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  someone cut into a headcrab

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  OMG!!IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER!!!!XDDDDD

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  Aw FUCK WHERE THE HELL IS GORDON WHEN YOU NEED HIM ?

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  its from half life 2 i didnt know either i just searched it 2 find out

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  8=D{{{{{{~~~~~~

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  what? all it is is a quantum partical acceler- OMFG KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE.......OR A CROWBAR

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  the head crab is missing a finger

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  I must have played half-life too much but... Just hand me the fucking crowbar, now!

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  Look to the left or look for the middle of the stairs and look down. There is a head. It might be gordan freeman hunting that headcrab!

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  GET GORDON NOW!

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  SENIOR SNIIIIIIIIIIPS

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  HOLY SHIT

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  HEAD HUMPER

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  barney.......get the crowbar..... whats its at black mesa???? son of a!!!! erggg

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  LARMAR IS GOING TO DO IT AGAIN! SHES GOING TO FUCK IT UP AND KILL US ALL D: D: D:
  and they havent run it all the way yet. 20 more days till they doo

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  That headcrab is missing a finger!

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  Unforseen Consequences :D
  

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  would you kindly find a crowbar or something

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  GOATSE (far bottom, above the "MI")

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  No...FROH-man... GAWD!

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  omg dont say me that we are again in garry's mod .... -_-

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  is it bad that i cant see it!? where the hell is it!!!!!!!!

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  There aren't 13 months in a year! Hadron Fail!

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  where is it and what is it

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  wait its like theres a alien in here like in the half life ^^

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  That Looks Like and alien and that looks like half life alien

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  counter strike????