Comments From Those Who Have Shat Brix
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There is an anaconda in his trousers!
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Is this a 15'' gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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You gotta respect that she can still smile, that dick starts at her tits and ends at her bellybutton!
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7' tall / 10'' long
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It's easy to look at the Slender Man today and see only a monster. But the few surviving photos pre-dating 'the incident' paint a very different picture. He was happy; he had friends, casual shoes, a loving wife... Actually, we're kind of wondering about her.
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actually, its just her arm inside his pocket with a hole
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CBS category ( Can Blow Standing ). In Greek it's PPO ( Pairnei pipa or8ia ), arpaxtraaaaaa :D
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You know what they say about big guys...
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Poor girl!
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THE SLIGHTLY INVISIBLE PENIS!!!!!!!!!
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she doesn't even have to kneel down :D
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What sort of decent lady only takes off one shoe for a picture! You are gonna get a ten incher in about an hour, don't make this guy regret his decision when he looks back on this picture, take ghee other one off, you lucky bitch XD lol
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
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And what ? The guy's got a bannana in his pocket...
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I wonder if the dude in back is jealous that his wife is taking a picture with some dude who dick is like a few inches from her face
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he didn't wear an underwear
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Size dosen't matter....twice
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OMG OMG! THOSE SHOES ARE PRADA!! why the fuck u only wearing one of them...
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That ain't a big penis thats a long dick!!
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his balls are half the size of her head and his cock is half the size of her arm!
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Eye To Eye with bis penis
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All I see is that the guy is..... very tall...
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she doesnt have to bend to suck him off
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Guy in the background got outdone by a horse.
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That's flacid, it actually goes down to her knees!
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SALAMI IS CALLING!
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Am i the only one who thinks the chick is wearing one heel?
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Perfect height
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Guys, you can see the shape of his penis.
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If you look very carefully, you'll notice he's missing a fing- oh wait I'm not gay
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Goddamn if they ever fuck, he could remove her tonsils
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i just see the shot lady...
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His Father was a Horse!!!
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Slender is feeling going White 2day
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his dick is the size of slenderman!!!
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Omg slenderman
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Click on the pic and dont release, move your mouse, put his PppPPenor next to her face, its BIG AS HER HEAD!!!1
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1) girl have a heel in her left hand 2) guy have a 40 cm long dick
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tfw you have a small penis
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Walk by blow job.
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Mental picture of her sucking that cock standing up!!
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Does that make him a pedofile, or is that strictly age related?.
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"Ok, there's a really tall dude, so wha- oh. Ooooooohhhhhhhhh."
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Holy shit she is almost as short as his dick
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Give her the D.
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IT'S MISSING A FINGER!!!
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Illuminati at bottom right corner!
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Poor girl.
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Well SHIT!! This isn't going to end well... At least for her. Hahaha
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The guy on the left is missing a finger
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she whereing one heel major boner
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She doesn't even have to get on her knees for this one.
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Boyfriend in the background isn't impressed
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look he likes you
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that guy is so tall? *looks closely* OH WHAT THE FUCK????
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I wish I could find a girl with the same ratio that they have...and by the way you just lost your girlfriend, dude.
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Wow he's tall... that's kind of a lame mindfu-- OH CRAP HE'S GOT A GUN IN HIS PANTS! TERRORIST!
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I'm gonna stretch her VAGINA TONIGHT BITCH ' split her ass in two '
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJY6uFZK9M
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Da tall guy have no dik o_o
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his feet is long
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hes pedo and shes not in da kitchen
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she doesnt even have to get on her knees! the faggot on the left wants his MEAT, jesus christ kid quit staring at it
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She can't handle that dick.
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wait, you mean normal cocks aren't that big??
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OMG IT'S THE ANTI-SLENDERMAN! Are you going to give back all the kids that he took? or are you just gonna try make more with that thing? On a side note, the captcha contains the following message: "one small step for man"
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sundrop, flip flop, hole in my dirty sock
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Its the same girth as her arm!!!
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Is he really that tall or are the others really short?
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Boners boners everywhere !
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The one man Fire Department!
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if he is sitting down , he should prepare his anus...
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Well,that escalated quickly...
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Go home dad, you're drunk
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Her man on the left looks like he's scared that his girl wont wanna come back to him after bein that close to a real man's schlong.
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omg lol
There is an anaconda in his trousers!