when i translate it it says: Pedobear is watching you masturbate

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  when i translate it it says: Pedobear is watching you masturbate

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  HOLY SHIT ITS A MAC

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  this sux ill go watch porn now

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  They fixed it now..Lame..

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  This is really macabre... if you copy that phrase on google translator and add an exclamation mark you get:
  
  I knew I'M HAPPY FOR THE REAL MURDER !!!!!
  
  If you put the original language to portuguese and tell it to translate to english and type:
  
  "USA ???? o pais que mais polui o mundo" wich means "USA is the country that most pollutes the world" it translates to "Brazil is the country that most pollutes the world" o.0

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  THAT IS SPANISH, NOT PORTUGUESE! Fuck.

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  Nah. It's the black guy in the upper right corner with only 3 fingers.

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  The google is missing a finger.

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  I DONT FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!

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  القضيب MEANS PENIS IN ARABIC

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  mine says im happy osama for not being caught

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  got it its the !!

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  Why are there more exclamation marks in spanish , than in English ?

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  their grammar is so off

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  КУР that means dick in bulgaria

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  "To the person who said this : "That is because "por que" is wrong written, it should be "porque" (like if u translate "be cause" instead of "because"). Damn ignorant amerifags…" 'por que' is not 'be cause,' it's 'why' 'porque' as one word is 'because' you're calling me ignorant…" he never said "por que" meant be cause he was using it as an example also, my recaptcha was "awakened nixon"... thats creepy

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  To the buttwaffle that says there isn't a scottish language...LIES, its scottish gaelic. I'm actually learning it >.

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  Cats

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  lol amistad actually means friendship in spanish.
  wtf at this,
  </tbody><h1>May b sum h4\0x!!!</h1>

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  an exclamatian mar is missing on the tranlated one.

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  Tried it, not working, and I'm doing it in all caps.
  
  Maybe it WAS fixed.

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  "you're a fucking retard whoever commented about the scottish thing, there's no actual scottish language, there's an accent, and i happen to have it since i'm from scotland, and wee is small, fumbduck..."
  
  Oh yeah? You seem to be forgetting about gaelic...
  
  And I think the world you're looking for is "dumbfuck".

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  THE GOOGLE IS MISSING A LEG... OMY GOD! THE BLACK MAN IN THE LOWER RIGHT!

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  I knew I'M HAPPY FOR THE REAL MURDER !!!!!
  
  gotta be in all caps

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  pro gamer translating from Spanish to English using the English language for google...

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  por que = why ...and...porque=because

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  i made google say penis

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  WHY DOES IT MATTER HOW MANY !!!! ARE ADDED TO A WORD? IT CHANGES WITH DIFFERENT AMOUNTS OF !!!

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  it means im happy i met trur friendship.

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  pedobear

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  It doesn't even say becase you dumb ass!

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  It should have said "estoy feliz. . ."

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  Por que should actually be porque... just saying.

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  El Pedobear le mira masturbarse

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  Put in "SOY FELIZ POR CONOCI LA VERDADERA AMISTAD!!!!!" It's cute :)

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  OMG!!! You all are retards. The amistad is the boat that carried the blacks to make them slaves. Amistad means friendship in spanish so it was ironic that they where putting them on that boat.... they starved/drowned/raped the slaves on that ship.

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  It came up with WHY I'M HAPPY FRIENDSHIP knew true !!!!! for me :3

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  señor oso pedófilo es ver que se masturban

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  For me it said: I AM HAPPY FOR THE TRUE FRIENDSHIP THAT KNEW !!!!!

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  It says I'M HAPPY FOR THE REAL MURDER!!!!!

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  Pedobear in the 'A'

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  translate this :is Justin bieber gay

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  Por Que should actually be one word (porque) and it says " i'm happy they know true friendship.

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  lmfao i finally get it!!! the original text has 4 exclamation points and the translation has 2!!!

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  they says " Suggest A Better Translation"

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  I think Google changed it 'cause I added the "!" and everything, it just says "I AM HAPPY FOR THE TRUE FRIENDSHIP THAT KNEW !!!!!"

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  GOOGLE IS MISSING A FINGER!

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  It's a Mac OMG!!!!

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  pedo oso está mirando masterbate perra estúpida

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  Hm, they must have fixed it... Translated to the same thing as in the picture for me no matter how many !!!'s....

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  Oh i get it. It says dic in dictionary!! ha!

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  i translated it and it said ( i am happy that i met the real friendship )

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  theres a hand over suggest a better translation...

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  the pedobear is missing a finger

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  I see it, on google's penis, there is a black guy, doing goatse missing a finger