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  jizz in my pants!!

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  she asked cash or credit and i jizzed in my pants

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  heh heh... jizz festival...

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  i just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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  Jazz in My Pants.

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  A Jazz Festival, or a Jizz Festival? I would attend it, regardless.

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  I looked at this sign and...
  jizzed in my pants.

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  Last week, I sawr a film, As I recall, it was a horror film

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  OMG, IM JIZZING EVERYWHERE!!!

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  WHEN BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD AT THE END OF SIXTH SENSE

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  why are the security cams looking up to the sky? ¬¬

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  not only does it say JIZZ it also says 877.brea. FUN <<<

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  JiZz

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  year 30?what is that?

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  A breeze rolls in and I jizzed in my pants!!

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  lol... ohh... wait..... suck my eyes! It's in the BITCH STREET !!!

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  now i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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  Personally I thought the traffic camera was looking either up into the sky or into the back of the lamp... missed the jizz festival

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  BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!!

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  when you see it you'll jizz bricks

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  HAHAHA

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  september only has 29 days!4

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  camera fail

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  daneil tosh is going to that event

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  woo! can i come 2 da jizz festival!

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  OH FUK THE WORLD IS ENDING IN SEPTEMBER

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  There's a top hat on top of the black post?

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  The guy playing the trumpet in the ad has a boner. XD

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  I just had a hardcore jizz, on birch street.

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  lol thats in canberra i saw that yesterday haha

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  stepped outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang and i jizzed in my pants

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  Or is it the "bitch street"?

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  Look @ the Date...

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  hahaha jizz festival

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  HOLY SHAT theres spots in the corner and they move dude. There between the buildings on the left side.... your left

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  I see. What you did there

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  the cap on top of the light pole is upside down

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  Does it say "Bitch Stret"?

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  security camera on the end of a lamppost

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  watch the location is:prodsux bitch street & brea boulevard

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  epic face, epic face, epic face, epic face, jizzzzz... in my pants!

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  bitch street*

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  Oh baby. Jizz festival. I'm there. ;D

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  when Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of 6th sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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  I CAME.

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  Lol BITCH Street

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  the street camera is on the lightpost LOOK !!!

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  Jizz Festival, and the lightpole beside the sign is a black guy in a tophat...

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  you didn't get nothing that's because the street is called Bitch street not funny

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  jizz festival and bitch st

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  I JAZZED IN MY PANTS captcha: exceedingly well read

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  I open the window and the breeze comes in...and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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  I see. What you did there

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  Dude...I think I jazzed in my pants!

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  no clouds wtf

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  Thats a long festival ;O if youre going to jizz every hour from 8th to 30th your dick will be soar and swullen.

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  the zataran man has oficially JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!!!

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  is that a security camera on the lamppost?

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  the building is covered with tarpoline

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  Jazz in my pants

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  Also look at the date Sept 8 - 30 That means it goes throught September 11

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  the camera is watching the sky

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  lol at Bitch street...

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  more like JIZZ bricks ;)

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  I saw the word jizz and i JIZZED.. in my PANTS.

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  Camera can't see it

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  what is that feather up there for?

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  it stands bitch street

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  JIZZ FESTIVAL XD are girls allowed? o.o?

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  when you see it, you'll jizz bricks^^

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  it say bitch street...dumb bitches!

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  i cant c it??? oh stuff it!........... EVERY TIME I HEAR UR NAME I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  and it says bitch street!!

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  sept 30th, thats my b-day.......... i just jizzed

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  Look at the post. He looks like the monopoly guys sillohoutte and the lamp is his erection

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  the street light just do the posing of the men in the Jazz

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  Opened the window and felt the wind on my skin and I jizzed in my pants

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  lol , I thought it says "Bitch Street" :D :D

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  Ummm >> Does tht say Bitch Street?

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  sept 8-30 2030?

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  lonely Island comes in hand. JIZZ.

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  its Bitch street assholes

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  Youjizz

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  JIZZ FESTIVAL :D hahahaha

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  OMFG Why Does Everyone Say " Dumasses He's Missing A Finger" ???Wtfffff &* F.Y.I It Says Jazz FestiFal Gitcha Head OUt The Gutter

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  That's gonna cost the tax payers Alot of money to clean up

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  Last week, I saw a festival. As I recall it was a jazz festival.

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  That street lamp kinda looks like a guy with a tophat...

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  is that the bitch street ?

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  Jiizzzzzzzzzzzz

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  its the sept 8-30

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  Guy has a bonner!

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  and it also says bitch street haha XD

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  dude its jazz and dude the streets are Bitch street and Brea shtreet haha

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  theres a cctc on the lightpole

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  i jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me and when were holdin hands its like havin sex to me

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  You're lookin too hard! It's not the BIRTCH street sign. JIZZ FESTIVAL

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  lmao thats funny I'm actaully listening to that song now

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  naw its more like those two smug marks in the sky lol

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  look at the light

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  i pass by this street and sign like every freaking day! and i just noticed that?!?!?! what a fucking dumbass >.

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  the pole got a boner

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  it's in bitch street. haha!

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  Lol some of you don't get it. Sept. 8th - 30th.
  
  
  Anyway, JIZZ festival lol.
  
  Lol @ captcha = vicinity parking
  
  I get special parking for the Jizz Festival bitches

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  Zatarans?

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  Jizz festival ... sounds like a room full of men beatin there meat :O

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  It says "Bitch Street"!!! LMFAO!!!!!

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  a security cam on the light

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  noone getting that it dose not exist a 30th september ??

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  wow. the mind fuck is the date... thats an a...

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  lets all meet at bitch street lol

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  HAHA! IT SPELLS JIZZ!!!

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  it almost looks like it says "bitch street..

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  The post looks like it has a top hat on...

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  Is that a CCTV cam on the lamp-post??

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  bitch street ?!?!?

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  could be that the spotlight isn't aimed at anything

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  jizz festival in bitch street & braa bulevard

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  breazz jizz festival

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  The lamp has a top hat?

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  the camera on the top of the street light

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  where the hell is that camera pointing at..

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  it says jizz LOL

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  fucking idiots, haha. Look under "FESTIVAL". It says "bitch street & bros boulevard.... Norwegians ffs..

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  6udyuduuu

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  u guys look at the venue it says BITCH STREET

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  is there a cam on the road light???

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  I went to that festival and I JAZZED IN MY PANTS

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  what about the camera?

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  I ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants.

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  what in the fuck is that camera supposed to be monitoring

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  i wanna go to the jizz festival

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  thats sept 8th to sept 30th.

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  the security camera is pointing right at the lamp

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  There's no 30th of September.

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  shut up bitch street

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  The top of the lamppost is upsidedown.

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  besides the jizz the camera is facing the wrong direction. lolwut

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  bitch street

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  the camera on the street lights

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  no no no no no. Its not jizz, if you look real closely you can see somebody falling off.

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  Ok alot of u think its the a and it spells jizz but it does spell jazz cuz if u look at the a it has a dude on the inside but the outside IS shaped like an a...see it now? The mindfuck would also be the fact tht its a festivale but its from sept 8-30...duh

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  bitch street and bres boulevard!!

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  does that say bitch street?

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  hmm jizz festival huh? girls allowed? sure hope so

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  It is the camera on the light pole

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  Omg!! They have set up a secret camera on the ligh!!!!!

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  OHMYGOD, I looked at the reactions and I thought it were the wrong reactions for this foto, untill I looked very close to that ''A'' and then I saw it, i took me so darn long... -Me

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  why the camera is on that scoreboard

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  lol does it say bitch street in the address?

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  sept 30!? :D

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  there says SEPT 8-30. SEPTEMBER = month #8

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  it's bitch street:D

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  when you see it you'll jizz bricks

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  haa no it's birch street not bitch street xD

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  no u retards look at the top of the light, its upside down

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  it says bitch street

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  It seems to say BITCH street and Brea Boulevard xDDD HAHAHA!

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  I've got a jizz festival... in my.... you know what? Too Easy! XD

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  go jixxy

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  Sept = 8th month??? Deeer.............

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  omg idiots the jazz player in the latter "A" has a hard on lol

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  I just jizzed in your pants

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  Come to the JIZZ festival!

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  it says it will be fun and everybody knows it won't be. that's the joke.

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  look att the date, HAHAHA

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  i just jizzed bricks

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  have u ever noticed jizz festival and wat street it is (bad word)

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  jizz festival on bitch street

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  it says bitch street

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  and abbove the 877 wat eva it says bitch street and bree something

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  it says bitch street.. and jizz festival.. lmao

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  ok weird things here: 1: you probably all noticed, it sais jizz concert (i just ate a grape) 2: still beeing build building, or whatever 3: i dont know you guys, but i wouldnt wait so much for a 2030 CONCERT! it sais Sept 8 - 30 4: i didnt know this, but there is a camera on the street light. not in my country.

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  bitch street?!

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  Two finger smudges on the picture to the right of the sign

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  the trumpet player has a boner

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  Bitch street :o

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  security camera lmaoright upper corner

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  bitch street

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  it ends on my birthday :D

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  it looks like it says bitch street lololol

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  btw he also has a boner

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  think the camera points the lamp next to it.

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  jizz festiYal?

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  OMG GUYS THERE IS A SECURITY CAMERA ON THE LAMP POST NEAR THE LIGHT!!!!!

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  i see a camera on top of that lamp post.

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  Hah, i remember that sign. It was boring anyway peoples T.T

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  Its on bitch street :0

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  WARNING COMMENT UNRELATED TO PICTURE ok so i have a question if everyone knows the lonely island why arent they more popular Dx

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  on sky you can see gods black eyes!!

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  I love jizz festivals. especially when there's a sexphone player

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  what in the fuck is that camera supposed to be monitoring

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  The location is Bitch Street & Bros boulevard

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  the guy has a boner? wtf it says JIZZ in big letters and you say the guy has a boner?

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  Bitch street?.. lol

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  Jizz Festival

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  Also it says bitch street.

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  BREA JIZZ FESTIVAL WOOHOO!!

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  I live near brea... and I've seen that sign before LOLZ

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  omg the sighn says bitch street

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  Its Bitch Street you idiots

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  Wait, is that Bitch Street or Birch street?

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  just wanted to point out that when i looked at this the comment "Jazz In My Pants" had 69 upvotesss xDDD

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  Im pretty sure September is the 9th month not the 8th

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  Bitch street also its missing a finger

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  CCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!

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  Look at the lamp... it has secure cam and it looks like man with hat

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  it says Bitch Street?

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  Opened my window and a breeze rolls in, and i JIZZ! IN! MY PANTS!

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  sounds like a bukake to me