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  I would orally gratify every last one of those guys! I can satisfy *you* too...call me at +1(225)888-9054 anytime. -Chris

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  Somebody call Chris!

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  Every time somebody calls him, Chris gets sexually aroused.

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  They're not slurping down bowls ramen?

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  Chris???

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