Its not a dildo Mom! It holds my hats.

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  Its not a dildo Mom! It holds my hats.

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  Is that a globe or just one of his buttplugs?

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  He needed a big dick because his shrunk from all that HGH he's been taking.

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  When drafted, he refused to go off to war because he didn't want to leave his friend's behind.

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  Is that a red bong in front of the globe?

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  But Mom! It followed me home one day...can't I keep it?

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  Duckface for the fagboy.

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  Obvious Photoshop...his dildo of choice is much larger.

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  Why does own so many hats? Does he have that many dildos?

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  .1.

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  Fake tan, fake cocks.

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  Sphincterboy to the rescue!

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  Laugh while you can, Monkeyboy!

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