In Soviet Russia, the maps fuck YOU!

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  In Soviet Russia, the maps fuck YOU!

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  Горжусь Россией :)))

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  "In Soviet Russia, the maps fuck YOU!" And in usa you fuck maps?

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  ^ So we have to jerk off to escape the fire?

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  Вот вам Русский Хуй, ребята! :Р

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  НАША РАША ДЕРЖАВА НАША))

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  dickmap

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  To the person that said "Creepy! They can't write in English" I would just like to say what the fuck? You DO know there are other languages out there, or are you just so self centered that you think the world revolves around the English speaking nations?

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  Горжусь Россией :)))

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  ХУЙ ВАМ!!.... пиндосы...

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  In soviet Russia, BRICKS SHIT YOU!

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  In Case of Emergency all the TROOPS must escape the TIP of the building using your ANTIFIRE WHITE COATS.

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  turn left at the scrotum...........

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  ахах. блять.обожаю свою Россию.за такие идиотизмы

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  Ejaculation plan

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  It... has really, really small balls...

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  tiny balls...

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  Бля :D ну и похуй :D тут есть еще Русские картинки Хуле орать - то?

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  i want to go there

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  In Soviet Russia, the map still looks like a dick.

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  С любовью из России.)

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  It's a hand holding a vibrator! Oh nope that's a map

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  I think whats standing there in Russian means: Look at this map, it does seem a dick, doesn't it? But they believe we can't read Russian, so they weren't afraid to put it in! -Me

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  По натуре, мужик дрочит :-))))))))))))))))))

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  Я двенадцать лет и что это?

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  it should of said mindfuck literally.

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  No in the USA, were lazy and use gps...

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  MASTABATION STATION!!!

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  a hand holding a dick! lol! x[}

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  lol yeah its a hand holding a penis

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  Penis-like Russian Trade Center - that's fucking awesome. By the way, I live in Russia

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  a vagina?? nooo... its a peni-NINJA!!!

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  Ah u russians with big dicks and small balls... all the utensils for fucking but none of the confidence...

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  Why Do they Build Penis Building Everywhere

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  OMGI I see it! There's a sale at Penny's!!

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  it's plane for escape in fire

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  Ejaculation plan

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  cumming

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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY PENIS

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  У нас и заборы строят так: Пишут ХУЙ - а потом прибивают доски

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  It's not a penis, turn your head. It's a revolver.

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  A penus gun?

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  English is almost the same as any other language and theres not really any difference for example "hairband". In any other language its the same word just spelled differently, so basiclly(sp?) the other languages eventually get translated into english some where into the translation process.....sortta -_-" Im getting confused..!

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  Holy shit the map's masterbating!

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  its a hand and a penis get it right fucktards

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  wow that first comment is definatly even better than the picture itself

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  ололо, давай больше кириллицы и подобных картинок из рашки. Пусть пендосы поугарают

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  Oh, fuck. Yeah, our russian evacuation plans are sooo russian :-D

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  Не ожидал увидеть такую реакцию наших DD Так держать!

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  Penis

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  Masturbating map .......

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  НАША (OUR) РАША (Россия)(Russia) Держава (Country) Наша (Our)

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  seems like it is a fucking huge penis :/

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  That actually looks like a nice mall.

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  building designers these days. sigh

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  hva i helvete i faen helvetes helveballesekkfaen

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  "You can escape right under the balls. Thank you."

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  Я тоже Русский

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  Wow.... Seriously, are people this retarded to make these designs on accident?

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  Oh my... 21 century - in every picture people can see only DICKS & DILDOS. So smart. P.S. Fuck you. All of previously comments suck dicks.

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  got some tiny balls

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  I like how the tip actually bends to make it more suggestive.

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  Theres a sign

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  Биг пенис !

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  Урааа РУССККИЕ!!!!

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  PENIS!!!!!

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  Found it! The map has tiny balls.

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  ti - huj ты - хуй