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  By the time you see him, you're already dead...

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  SNAKE ? SNAKE ? SNAKKKEEEEE!

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  Call of Duty 6: Household Warfare Sicklz

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  At first i thought his shoes were a cat blending in with the couch:P

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  The man's invention to hide from their nagging wives..XD

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  camoflage...ur doin it-pretty good akshully

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  NINJA

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  probably hiding from his wife.....

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  FINALLY, A FREAKIN NINJA

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  I saw the boots first and thought it was, like, a cat humpin the cushions or somethin...then I was like...oh...xDD

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  This is for when you are sneaking up to your enemy in his living room

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  That dude is freakin amazing.
  

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  At first I didn't see it then I was like "holy shit! THAT'S AWESOME!"

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  Because there are flowery green couches all over the battlefield!

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  "I wonder if he bought the couch or the camo first." His wife bought the (ugly ass) couch, so he bought the camo for whenever she volunteers him for some stupid shit. Note, I AM female. :P

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  like a boss he is

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  camouflage

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  Its solid snake having a rest.

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  ACTIVE CAMO!!!!

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  camouflage!

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  Am now an official believer in camo.

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  he is camouflaged hahahahahaha

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  a complete example of evolution

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  Octocamo!

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  theres a man sleeping

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  The only way ACU's blend with anything

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  acus are fucking awesome but they suck in the woods i like marpats

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  O snap. He forgot to take off his shoes on the new couch.

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  That is clearly a female soldier. Don't assume she's a male just because she's a soldier.

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  theres a man camouflaging xD

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  what a lovely couch! it's very............OH SHIT!!!

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  Fuckin Spetsznas!

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  haha!

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  He is so Solid Snake that it took my friend 3min to notice the boots xD

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  that's awesome!

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  waaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  So THATS what they train the Marines...

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  When i read the explanation before the pic loaded i thought it was about Kenshiro

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  is it just me or does this couch feel like its breathing?

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  waaaaa

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  good camo :p

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  He is not in the kitchen and it's missing a finger ...

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  There's seems to be some kind of ...couch? Right there, under that man.

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  its a dude laying on the couch in camo

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  the power of camouflauge

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  couch ghillie pops in for a snack. what he doesnt know is that grandma just had burritos

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  it's nice to know, all the millions in tax payers money will come in handy if we ever go to war with a floral pattern country

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  the shoes gives it away >

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  when someone sees a spider:

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  Check your couch before you sit down!

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  He miss a finger

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  Man.. GET THE FUCK OFF MAH COUCH!

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  Are you okay, Snake? SNAKE!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE!

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  wow...that camo worked

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  now bring the sofa to the battlefield..

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  ha ha that meanz time to buy a new couch

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  Not scary. Doesn't belong here.

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  That's the best camouflage if the wife's pissed at you for something ;)

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  dude is blending in with the couch. his shoes look like a pillow

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  there's no black guy

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  Geez, another stalker..

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  theres a cat on the left side of the couch

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  hahahahahahahahahaa now i know why the whole family is sitting on him later :D :D :D :D

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  that is just wrong! who gets clothes the same as his mother's couch?? really?

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  Sweet!! Took me like 10 min to find the guy!

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  camouflage planking

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  lol soldier on the couch XD

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  HA i saw him his shoes gave it away(:

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  its like a big foot wearing leather boots

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  good camuflaje

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  Ninja...Begginer

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  omg i thought his shoes were a kitty and his body the body of a huge snake and the neck the mouth of the snake turned facing the kitty XD

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  hes fucking the sofa!!stop him!!stop him!!!

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  this is how they caught osama

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  nice camouflage

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  NINJA IN COUCH!

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  The Ultimate household camoflage! Grannies be warned

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  Metal gear solid lol

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  That's American camo, fuck yeah!

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  MGS4!!!

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  "Octocamo!" lol, beat me to it.

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  He fucked it up with tha shoooess

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  Octocamo !

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  He is so cool! That dude is hiding ON the couch!

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  hes planking

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  a dude planking on a couch

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  i see a camouflaged plank

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  THERE IS 1 NINJA IN THIS PICTURE

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  wow i guess my uniform will blend in with something

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  bring that couch out in a battle field and the enemy wont see you

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  omg, thats to funny...hey guys watch this..grandma says "where did johnny go" the rest of the family rolls as grandma sits on johnny and has a heart attack when he moves.

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  Lol they've finally found somewhere ACU's will actually act as camo

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  Army planking

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  black guy is missing a finger!!

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  His mom made this outfit for him

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  I'm just gonna go in here and sit on the cou... Oh shit!

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  COD7 the home frontier

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  The ONE place ACUs blend in...

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  that is called EPIC SKILLZ now if only he was wearing camo socks and no boots

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  PURE STEALTH.

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  Bootcamp paid off. He is a professional couch flower.

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  I saw it immediately, its shit

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  CAMOUFLAGE

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  if the middle east were full of couches, none of our soldiers would die

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  HOLY SHIT!!!!!

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  i saw the guy within the first 5 seconds :P

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  there are fiftey ninjas in this picture

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  there is a guy in the couch lmao

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  he's planking

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  uhhhhhh this comment will get many thumbs up :)

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  camoufalge

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  Bruh

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  LET'S GO CAMOFLOUGE!!!. HAIRY TERRORIST!!!!!!!!. -Sincere Triple.ChocolateCuppieCakeLovers

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  Omg theres a couch behind that army guy!

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  I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this, this is a friend of mine. he took this pic when he was home on con-leave after getting injured in BCT.

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  Is that a hors.. Aww You!

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  camouflage!

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  when in doubt plank it out.

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  He's deep undercovers

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  its only some ninjas watching tv, bid deal

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  planking ,, ahahha

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  It's good to know that our soldiers camo matches my grandmas couch

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  the man blending in with the coutch is missing a finger

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  I'll just have a se- OH FUCK

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  Camouflage

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  ifyou look close enought, you will se a COUCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG

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  He's Planking.. Duhh!

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  guy a:oh no take cover guy b: imma just jump on a couch they wont find me there

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  theres a guy on da couch!!!

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  he's given away by the boots

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  Watch out, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme!!!

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  I think its photoshopped - he's just TO invisible, I guess the cloning stamp with 50% opacity or so was used to smoothen the edges... I mean, don't you think there is a TRANSITION between the shoes and the fabric?

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  CAMOFLAGDE!!

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  Camper.

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  DUDE IN camo on couch hahah nice!!!! You no when ur clothes go outta style when it matches ur moms couch

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  ninja

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  Nuketown fags, they always know where to hide.

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  CAMOFLAUGE!

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  not gonna lie... i saw him right away

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  Now THATS a plank

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  YaY Camo-sleep!

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  the spot that you can notice that its a person, would be the boots and part of his face.............

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  The one true American Ninja Warrior.

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  wahahaha.......camouflage.........

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  The boots make it to easy to see

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  The only question is will it blend

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  NINJA WIN

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  OCTOCAMO

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  CAMOUFLAGE: You're doing it right

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  Forest, wake up

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  Master of Disguise

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  Well, I see the military has invested our money well,

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  Thats fucking why the US Military is so fucking kick ass.

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  I hate CoD references

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  I wonder if he bought the couch or the camo first

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  this shows just how good the camo can be in the military ooo rahhh

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  ACU
  
  UR DOIN IT RONG

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  camouflage planking

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  there is a leg..at the sofa..

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  i feel sorry if some1 jumped on the couch, and didnt know he was there

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  lol its a soldier hidin from his naggin wife!!

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  Thers no one on that cou- NVM !

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  camouflage or chameleon ? xD

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  its a army man

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  Yup NINJA!

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  The army spent all that money so army husbands wouldnt have to listen to thier wifes shit

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  Looks like that's the only place he can hide :P

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  US Army ACU. lmao it really does work in " urban combat"

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  HAHA ! its a military ... sleeping !!

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  THERES A BAG ON THE FLOOR!

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  RAMIREZ go get me a cheeseburger

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  It's a couch... OR IS IT

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  IM THE INVISIBLE MAN

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  It's nice to know that all the money we pay in taxes that go for uniforms for our Army guys....is actuall worth it....

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  someone in the couch xS

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  camouflage you're doing this right

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  if only thay had thos couches portable in Afghanistan

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  a cat!!!

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  its foot

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  OMG!!!!! Thats my friend Kyle Dofredo!!!!!!!

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  camouflage, yeaaaaaah!

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  Now all we need to do is find a way to get paisley couches out in Iraq

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  its a man i poop lots and lots of big bricks hes on the couch

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  That's actually really great.