If you believe it's a boat, the gummit has already gotten to you! It's a narwhal, but a secret experimental prototype narwhal. That's why the gummit wants you to believe it's a boat! Wake up, Jack!

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  If you believe it's a boat, the gummit has already gotten to you! It's a narwhal, but a secret experimental prototype narwhal. That's why the gummit wants you to believe it's a boat! Wake up, Jack!

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  Swordfish or, if they're far enough northish, a narwhal. :)

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  Nobody seen a seal before? (PS The captcha was 'good grief'. What irony.)