Sadly, there are more Chinese who speak English than Americans...

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  Sadly, there are more Chinese who speak English than Americans...

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  What's a "thew monitor"? Something that observes thews?

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  www.engrish.com

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  Someone wasted $3.99 at BigLots...

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  The bar code is missing a finger.

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  These are handy when you want a place to hide your porno DVDs.

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  Satan is missing a finger.

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  Your mileage may vary, of course.

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  I'm gonna hit your head with my fist if you don't STFU!

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  Unit automatically becomes portable when carried. LOL

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  Its a cd that has the end letters wich spell satan!

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  A convenient way for someone to steal 24 of your CDs.