It's not an Oxymoron, it's a Paradox. Why? Oxymora are combinations of contradictory terms (like 'smart idiot'), while a Paradox shows two contradictory situations (which we see here).

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  It's not an Oxymoron, it's a Paradox. Why? Oxymora are combinations of contradictory terms (like 'smart idiot'), while a Paradox shows two contradictory situations (which we see here).

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  Word to the blinds: Demon to the right of bottom sign mad cuz he knows it's a contradiction.

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  You can see the person taking the picture.

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  oxymoron not paradox dumbass

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  Just sayin, not really, but just sayin.

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  Contradiction not oxymoron dumbass.

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  It is a paradox.

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  DERP!

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  Antithesis not oxymoron dude, don't insult when you have no idea.

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  "cash basis only" means nothing to me. i'd ignore it as it was obviously made by some obese and sweaty moose.