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  Here, have a fat-free yogurt.

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  He's not being shot at by cops.

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  He's not out picking cotton?

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  He not only stole your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, but he's flipping you off, too.

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  When he grows up, he's going to date your sister.

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  He's not hanging out at the KFC?

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  Maybe you should eat more bacon...it's good for you!

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  Hung like a horse (and you know it!).

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  Why isn't he out playing hoops?

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  Shit's about to hit the fan.

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  My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

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  He's not eating watermelon, nor doing a decent time-step.

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  No, this is NOT Steve Urkel...

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  Niggers

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  The power of Christ compels you, bitch!