Spock: "Captain, I hear illogical noises from the Klingon ship. It goes like 'fap fap'"

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  Spock: "Captain, I hear illogical noises from the Klingon ship. It goes like 'fap fap'"

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  Beam me up

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  After you're done between their legs, check between their shoulders.

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  ...don't you mean "high beams me up"???

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  wowza!!

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  Nice uniforms, but the shoes s*ck