I can buy my own dinner,and if the sex is no good, I'll still get a second date.

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  I can buy my own dinner,and if the sex is no good, I'll still get a second date.

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  one does not simply date ones self

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  Word to the blinds: Do not ask the origin of the sauce, the gravy, or the drinks. Just understand that now you know how they make the pie jolly.

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  If u dnt like the food u can go fuck yourself!! XD

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  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, I ORDERED A BIG MAC, A LARGE SODA AND A LARGE FRIES.....oh this isn't mcdonalds.... THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE.

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  not at the table carlos

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  no the shit brix is the title. thats not fucking breakfast bitch.