He needs to address the elephant in the room.

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  He needs to address the elephant in the room.

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  Orally gratifies older, wealthier men.

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  The china cabinet is firing up its laser eyes!

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  Slenderboy to the rescue!

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  Sexy noises turns him on.

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  The keyboard behind him is the only organ that'll be touched.

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  This is the all-new SphincterBoy!

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  Always swallows; never spits.

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  Ghost writer for "50 Shades Of Gay."

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  I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get. Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it .

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  Push it real good.