Sometimes a bottle of Coke is just a bottle of Coke, nothing more.

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  Sometimes a bottle of Coke is just a bottle of Coke, nothing more.

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  I like old men's knobs (but I prefer younger). +1(225)888-9054.

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  One day in the future, we're going to remember this and fart.

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  I'd buy that for a dollar!

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  You *would* suck that for a dollar!

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  You can tell just by looking that it's not windy out.

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  Why aren't you listening to me?

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  I've gotta go pretty soon!

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  Everybody's talking at me; I don't hear a word they're saying.

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  Nobody wants to finish their bottles of Coke.

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  The two police/security officers aren't eating doughnuts.

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  The man in the left background splooged all on his lap.

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  Nobody listens when I'm talking.